i go through periods of
“i’m so fucking cool and awesome and hot. I would date me”
“i’m so fucking ugly why do people talk to me i’m such a loser”
“LIFE IS AWESOME LOOK A BIRD. SO PRETTY. EARTH IS BEAUTIFULLLL!!”
“oh my god everyone is so fucked up i hate people and want to die.”
All before 9am
You instantly get a look of ‘…ew, really?’
People think you’re not being serious.
You’re suddenly less kick-ass in the eyes of your Slytherin friends.
You get linked to this video. Every. Damn. Time.
Everyone expects you to find their shit.
You also hear “What…